Guys, it’s the time of year where crickets descend on us like God is mad at us for having four Whole Foods.
Ew, gross. Just cut it, cut it.
And those aren’t just any old crickets found at your doorstep. Those are cricket raised specifically for human consumption.
I love this town. We’ve somehow how found a way to charge $20 for a pound of crickets.
The rest of Texas is probably like, “Crickets!? Damn it, we gotta get them liberals!”
We’re the only place in Texas high enough to enjoy eating crickets.