Crickets are gross

Guys, it’s the time of year where crickets descend on us like God is mad at us for having four Whole Foods.

r5bad

Ew, gross. Just cut it, cut it.

r5cha

r5e7k

And those aren’t just any old crickets found at your doorstep. Those are cricket raised specifically for human consumption.

r5ejw

I love this town. We’ve somehow how found a way to charge $20 for a pound of crickets.

r5f7v

The rest of Texas is probably like, “Crickets!? Damn it, we gotta get them liberals!”

We’re the only place in Texas high enough to enjoy eating crickets.

r5fjl

 

ATX Uncensored(ish) sets launch date

  ATX UNCENSORED(ISH) TO PREMIERE ON THE CW AUSTIN MONDAY, 9/28 AT 9:45PM CT Austin, TX – September 15, 2015 – Austin’s first (and only) new…

Austin is weird

Joe’s new to Austin and thinks it is pretty weird.

Comments are closed.