Cap Metro wants you to have sex with a bus

Well guys, Cap Metro has just released a new batch of ads.

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Courtesy: Austin Cap Metro

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Wait, hold up, let me get this straight.

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But don’t worry, it gets weirder.

Courtesy: Austin Cap Metro
Courtesy: Austin Cap Metro

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Dear God, that was filthy.

And here’s the thing,

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And here’s the thing, we’re all so worried about we can and can’t say on TV, but these ads are basically turning the bus service into Ashley Madison.

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And it’s only $1.50…both ways.

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