At the Cap: Derek Phelps has Shower Super Powers

Derek Phelps is an funny yet strange fellow who has a super gift he uses mostly in the shower! Follow him on Twitter: @thederekphelps

“Sometimes when I am taking a shower [I’ll stand like this] and imagine that I am a superhero whose superpower is that he can direct shower water off of his fingerprints at a moderate speed and vanquish the shower walls of the evil villain that has loose pubic hairs.” – Comedian Derek Phelps

Derek Phelps Shower

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