And it wasn’t cheap — because only rich people’s voices matter!
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But seriously, who can tell Canadians apart?
This is not a joke (well kinda).
Never ever mess with Russians (even if they’re cosplayers).
Which is ironic to the 1,000,000th degree.
Texas literally celebrated littering by contributing to the problem.
The best birth control ever.
Interesting strategy to reach out to younger voters, but we say go for it!
Just like most of America!
Especially Dan Patrick, who has a weird face.
Their party platform is full of things your white grandfather would love!
BEGUN, THE FEDORA WAR HAS
Now all cops can become Vine stars!
Seriously he’s awesome.
For the first time, a baseball game was interesting.
I mean, we can’t ALL be bartenders (wait a minute, this is Austin, of course we can).
Apparently we’re all supposed to ride the bus or something. Have fun with that.
Turns out, Uber and Lyft were wrong to mess with Texas.
Because nothing says love like “problematic picture of a taco bowl.”
Remember Rick Perry? He’s still around, saying dumb things.
Because nothing gets people on your side like mass texts.
Cruz is doing the equivalent of going back to his old high school.
Turns out, voters don’t like people with creepy faces (and personalities).
Because when we think of being drunk — we think of Taco Bell.