And that’s probably not even the craziest thing he’s said.
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Because it’s a lot easier to buy a politician than you think.
Big news: Ted Cruz picked Carly Fiorina to never be vice president!!
Why battle traffic when you can just stay home?
Because there’s nothing more important than going viral.
Watch how he refers to a basketball rim
So continue never going to Houston!
So what’s up with the other 17 percent? Do they not have cars? Or any of their senses?
We somehow hate all of the parties involved in this.
Because you can always count on the Internet to be awful.
We like him, even though he gave himself that nickname.
At least it will cost millions of dollars.
We hope he gets re-elected for life.
But we’re not buying it… mostly.
Never forget …. that Slurpees are delicious.
But a …. reporter? came to his rescue
But don’t worry …. there’s help!
We respect them for throwing in the towel on vegetables.
Hey kids, wanna learn about salvia???
Bill Clinton is the worst hype man ever.
I know — unbelievable!!
But don’t call her a “crazy cat lady” (even though she kinda is).
(According to the guy whose job is to convince people that God exists).
Apparently he and the robot are “just friends.”