We investigate why businesses in Austin literally BOARD UP THEIR WINDOWS for this event.
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And we’re not talking about the one we did on this show (that was classic)
Because that could be dangerous!
Ok I guess the school ITSELF wasn’t racist (although that would be hilarious).
The same rule does not apply to anyone else.
Unless you’re from a crappy town in Texas
Because it’s Dallas
No not that time. Or that time.
Vaya con Dios mi amigo
This is 100% true.
And everyone is freaking out — because apparently a little spraypaint will RUIN THE ENVIRONMENT FOREVER.
Put on your boots and ride some sheep!
Seriously, I would love to be this happy.
And they … drafted a resolution asking him to step down.
It’s hilarious and adorable.
And by amazing we mean awful.
We couldn’t believe it either!
More bad news from the city that’s a “beach” in name only.
And also Chris Christie looked like he was being held hostage.
I know — hard to believe!!
Apparently the concept is so complicated we need an astronomer to explain it.
We called San Antonio out over breakfast tacos. THIS IS A BATTLE WE CANNOT WIN.
And they sued him!