We still can’t believe this.
Austin comic, Abby Rosenquist, says her mom thinks she’s a lesbian, and Abby thinks she knows why.
We put people to the test by asking them to spell the name of one of Austin’s most famous residents. Turns out, no one can spell.
Austin map highlights stereotypes all over city. People are bad at spelling, and Joe gets a mean tweet.
City meeting + racist map of Austin — what could go wrong?
Also, why are they using scissors to cut food? Stop.
EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ANIME MASTURBATORS
Palin endorses Trump. Joe tackles peacocks, and Brian gets hit in the balls.
Brian’s nephew gets revenge by hitting in the balls with a light saber. Oh, yeah, and he was dressed as a storm trooper.
One guy complained, so the media was all over it.
Sigh. Not today, books.
And they’re kinda both frauds.
Kath Barbadoro gets some assistance with her Tinder choices.
Tonight we ask random moms for Tinder advice. Have you seen Ted Cruz’s new commercial featuring Duck Dynasty? And there was a Paper Festival…
Want to be on TV? ATX Uncensored(ish) comes to Cap City on Jan 20th with a showcase of Austin’s best comics. Come be a part of a showcase th…
Sabel Scities and her Magic 8-Ball (not that kind) predict how sloppy people will get at Rain!
Brian hits the streets to find out how people are reacting to the arctic temperatures in Austin.
And it’s …. sigh … today
We force host Brian Gaar to talk to regular folks about how frigid this Austin winter has been. Sabel Scities brings us the latest from Rain…
And it is funny, because it is Bernie Sanders
Also, it was just a sticker :(